Germ Warfare and the "Five Second Rule"

Germ Warfare and the "Five Second Rule"

It's a little known fact that the "5 Second Rule" is an obscure provision tucked away inside the 1972 Biological Weapons Convention (BWC), which sought to eliminate germ warfare. Of course the Germs did not like this... AT ALL, and threatened retaliation. The Humans were forced to offer some concessions and the 5 second rule was born.

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The Germs have asked that you please read this post as a reminder that consuming their food-aid threatens to destabilize this fragile relationship.

It could, literally, save bacon.

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